Invasion of the Moose Kissers

First Quarter Moon

They are here.

As prophesied in the Book of Alces at the turn of the 18th century, aliens from the planet Skowron X are among us. They can pose as normal homo sapiens for years, living among us and working important jobs (like teaching Chemistry) and sometimes even reproducing. They have been known to laugh hysterically, perhaps overtly over-zealously, at re-runs of Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons. Who can blame them for that?

The presence of a real live moose, however, triggers a stored response, an automatic swooning lust that cannot be tamed. The desire for carnal moose knowledge is so strong that it has brought these creatures to Earth across unimaginable expanses of time and space, searching from galaxy to galaxy to quench this thirst, to satisfy this primal urge, to plant a tender smooch on a clearly aroused damsel moose.

I suppose there are worse things. After all, love is love, no matter what wormhole it crawled out of.

Peace, Love, and Eww, Okay, Whatever,
Jim